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UP ALL NIGHT
02:11
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Up all night
I stay up all night
‘Til the morning light
I stay UP…ALL…NIGHT
Too cool for school
You’re too cool for school
Well, College Ruled when
You’re too cool for school
Now: don’t you ever be
The first to come
And the last to leave.
Old as mold
You got old as mold
Never do whatchya told
When you’re old as mold
Slayin’ Yuengs and wings with some friends
Feels so good, feels so American
Gonna lease a “green” Mustang
And drive around like Macho Man (R.I.P)
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199999999999999
02:34
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Don’t get it twisted like I was when I wrote this
The world is busted and end days are upon us
But do you really, really, really care?
We’re gonna party all the same
IT'S 199999
I got nuts for brains, and bolts for balls
I got circuits for veins, and wires for arms
Don’t need glasses - got perfect vision
Don’t need computers - got cyber-intuition
IT’S 19999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999
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BEDTIME FOR BONZO
02:40
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Bedtime for Bonzo, when?
Nobody is making any sense
Nobody is wearing any pants
Bedtime for Bonzo THEN
BONZO KNOWS WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO BED
Bedtime for Bonzo, when?
Everybody is talkin’ gibberish
Everybody sounds like a racist
Bedtime for Bonzo THEN
Bedtime for Bonzo, when?
You just spent all the rent
Nobody will take a personal check
Bedtime for Bonzo THEN
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FINGERS REMEMBER
03:18
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SPACE JAM
02:52
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Get me outta this world
Gimmie space travel
Gonna find me an alien girl
And get lost in a black hole
COUNT DOWN TO BLAST OFF
COUNT DOWN, 4-3-2-1
Earth girls are easy
With their tongue rings
I’m searchin’ for a bleach blonde alien girl
Only sixteen earth years old
Get me, get me, c’mon on and get me
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(I PREFER) DRUGS
02:00
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I PREFER DRUGS TO HUGS AND LOVE.
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MONDO BIZARRO
03:08
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Movie night with some friends,
Cannibal Cinema, gonna order in.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for torture scenes.
Movie night with some friends,
hope they’re not vegetarian.
Big screen, or T.V., baby ooh wee, HD massacre.
MONDO BIZARRO.
IT’S A MONDO BIZARRO WORLD.
Grab ass at the donkey show
Thailands Funniest Home Videos
Cock fight at the peep show,
Straight to the midget rodeo.
Peter North gag reel, guess they’re not vegetarian.
Upskirt in an electric chair; nip slip at the guillotine.
MONDO BIZARRO.
IT’S A MONDO BIZARRO WORLD.
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SNAKE BITE
03:06
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Snake bite, go get help
Snake bite, suck the venom out
Snake bite, something’s wrong
This old medicines not doin’ its job
He bit me, so quickly
He bit me, it didn’t hurt a bit
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FREE SWIM
03:40
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Watch: the clock on my wrist
See it go: tick tick tick
Get a cramp if you swim on a full stomach
Blow the whistle around my neck
Hear it go: ack ack ack
Cool it buddy. Wait for twenty minutes
NOW EVERYBODY COME ON IN
GRAB A FRIEND N DO THE FREE SWIM
EVERYBODY COME ON IN
GRAB A FRIEND N MEET ME IN THE DEEP END
Watch: the clock on my wrist
See it go: tick tick tick
You wouldn’t swim in a pool of your own vomit
Blow the whistle around my neck
Hear it go: ack ack ack
Splish splash in all of your friends’ piss
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HUMAN B.B.Q. ( part 2 )
02:42
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U.S. Military will destroy your nation
Kids back home suffer from chronic masturbation
A dark hairy man will kidnap your children
A dark hairy man will kill your only child
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